AN OPEN LETTER TO SONIA SALIGRAM
Dear Sonia,
Fame at last! Time for the big payoff.
Today Bollywood boasts of boatloads of no-name singers going nowhere, with barely a handful of them shooting to fame and becoming playback singers, leaving a huge gaping void in between. Not anymore.
You're hereby conferred Social Stardom.
Crowned bollyworld begum at the PLANET PARTY — world's leading desi sing from home destination — you now get to revel in the hallowed glory of renown social singers. You're now a part of a galactic durbar of bollyworld badshahs and bollyworld begums who have distinguished themselves, each with their very own distinctive signature style of singing, setting them apart as bollywood vocalists of repute that the world will watch out for. Liken it to landing a social celebrity firm that will put you on the bollyworld map.
So you've made it to a curated list of top female amateur vocalists, Singers' Olympics as it were, who will be showcased on our duet pivot that men, the world over, crave to sing duets with. To check fan following overwhelm, the initiative lends no hooks for social interaction.
Once you come onboard, you get to record the female vocals of as many duets as you wish and we'll place their karaoke tracks on a custom folder for you to practice until you're ready to record it right from the comfort of your home over our on-cloud studio.
Being credentialed a crooner of stature, you'll have exclusive lifelong access to the entire treasure trove of duets sung by your star counterparts each of whom would've pre-rendered their male vocals to their chosen duets, that you may deploy as karaoke tracks with pre-sung male vocals, optionally inviting other male singers to sing along, when you sing live, on-stage or in a social setting, as you deem fit.
While you were working your tail off on your day job, your night life must've taken a back seat. All I'm doing is putting the singer in you back in the pilot's seat where you belong as I play navigator, commanding this gagan pe sitare (gps) mission for you.
Too, don't feel pressured into making time for this. There are no timelines. Take it at your pace. View this overture as earned artistic karma stemming from your illustrious past as a social singer and very few know the artiste in you more than I do.
Life in this pandemic and beyond is a never-ending Planet Party to which you'll forever remain a permanent invitee. It's a lifelong initiative with no commitments whatsoever.
We're off to create a truly timeless repository of larger-than-life karaoke duets where vocals of either gender are pre-rendered and people of the other gender, the world over, present and future generations, can sing with you as their friends shoot a video at planet parties all over.
It's how I bestow immortality to my star singers' endearing vocals by way of a perpetual cloud subscription. Again, it gives me immense pleasure to accord social stardom on you!
On a relevant note, given all the love that is showered on you, being the stellar act that you are, do check out your love story that I've scripted at Prem Patre.
Your Navigator,
KJ Subz
"India's Most Rocking Karaoke Jockey"
— The Times Of India
Mobile: +919845171490
Profile: www.kjsubz.com
Software Engineer turned Heartware Entrepreneur
IIT Kanpur Alum gone Performance Music Director
Brand Ambassador : Karaoke World Championship
KJ Subz ranks #1 For Karaoke Searches Planetwide
Search Google For India's Leading Karaoke Jockey
Search Google For World-Famous Karaoke Jockey
Fame at last! Time for the big payoff.
Today Bollywood boasts of boatloads of no-name singers going nowhere, with barely a handful of them shooting to fame and becoming playback singers, leaving a huge gaping void in between. Not anymore.
You're hereby conferred Social Stardom.
Crowned bollyworld begum at the PLANET PARTY — world's leading desi sing from home destination — you now get to revel in the hallowed glory of renown social singers. You're now a part of a galactic durbar of bollyworld badshahs and bollyworld begums who have distinguished themselves, each with their very own distinctive signature style of singing, setting them apart as bollywood vocalists of repute that the world will watch out for. Liken it to landing a social celebrity firm that will put you on the bollyworld map.
So you've made it to a curated list of top female amateur vocalists, Singers' Olympics as it were, who will be showcased on our duet pivot that men, the world over, crave to sing duets with. To check fan following overwhelm, the initiative lends no hooks for social interaction.
Once you come onboard, you get to record the female vocals of as many duets as you wish and we'll place their karaoke tracks on a custom folder for you to practice until you're ready to record it right from the comfort of your home over our on-cloud studio.
Being credentialed a crooner of stature, you'll have exclusive lifelong access to the entire treasure trove of duets sung by your star counterparts each of whom would've pre-rendered their male vocals to their chosen duets, that you may deploy as karaoke tracks with pre-sung male vocals, optionally inviting other male singers to sing along, when you sing live, on-stage or in a social setting, as you deem fit.
While you were working your tail off on your day job, your night life must've taken a back seat. All I'm doing is putting the singer in you back in the pilot's seat where you belong as I play navigator, commanding this gagan pe sitare (gps) mission for you.
Too, don't feel pressured into making time for this. There are no timelines. Take it at your pace. View this overture as earned artistic karma stemming from your illustrious past as a social singer and very few know the artiste in you more than I do.
Life in this pandemic and beyond is a never-ending Planet Party to which you'll forever remain a permanent invitee. It's a lifelong initiative with no commitments whatsoever.
We're off to create a truly timeless repository of larger-than-life karaoke duets where vocals of either gender are pre-rendered and people of the other gender, the world over, present and future generations, can sing with you as their friends shoot a video at planet parties all over.
It's how I bestow immortality to my star singers' endearing vocals by way of a perpetual cloud subscription. Again, it gives me immense pleasure to accord social stardom on you!
On a relevant note, given all the love that is showered on you, being the stellar act that you are, do check out your love story that I've scripted at Prem Patre.
Your Navigator,
KJ Subz
"India's Most Rocking Karaoke Jockey"
— The Times Of India
Mobile: +919845171490
Profile: www.kjsubz.com
Software Engineer turned Heartware Entrepreneur
IIT Kanpur Alum gone Performance Music Director
Brand Ambassador : Karaoke World Championship
KJ Subz ranks #1 For Karaoke Searches Planetwide
Search Google For India's Leading Karaoke Jockey
Search Google For World-Famous Karaoke Jockey
