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VOICE OF CLUBHOUSE

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VOICE ARTISTS THE WORLD OVER

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The world is flooded with talented yet no-name Social Singers, so few among who go on to attain rock god status, leaving all the rest in the lurch!

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In a World rife with winner-take-all slugfests, Voice of Clubhouse comes as a breath of fresh air, giving credit where credit is due.

TRP rating fixated television loves to idolize the lone wolf, creating that climactic high, to the ruthless riddance of losers supposedly even if the winner is just a nose ahead of the pack. Plus, playoffs suffer from woefully small sampling size leading to gaming of the outcome.

Not any longer. Nothing ferrets out genuine winners at every level like plain iteration can. Hold your horses, we're getting ahead of ourselves — all that is coming.

For now, liken it to Singer Olympics on steroids, Voice of Clubhouse fills that gaping void with crowning glory across cities, states and countries, planetwide!

Let's paint some broad brush strokes.

First some basics. All Singers are Voice Artists, although not all Voice Artists are Singers. Huh! Easy-peasy, you say. Not so fast. Let's dig deeper.

Voice Artists are, at heart, Voice Actors (or just Actors); not dissimilar to Character Voice Actors, a space where legendary Playback Singers of Indian Cinema take pole position, raking in more top ten spots on Global Top Artist charts than all other countries combined, a la youtube.com/charts-of-global-top-artists.

Finally, all Actors are Artists who render their act in a live setting. So Actors are Performers. There.

Just as streams flowing thru cities, run into rivers gushing by states, splash over seas caressing countries, blend in with oceans dotting the planet, Voice Artists traverse a fame continuum, a pecking order of Social Stardom.

Every Saturday, scores of Voice Actors across the Song-Verse will now be accorded the Social Celebrity stature they so diligently yearn for all their life!

That's not all.

For Voice Actors, Voice of Clubhouse is a double duty publicity magnet. Call it a blinding flash of the obvious — the rules of PR have been rewritten — to 10x your visibility!

Stay old school and you're roadkill.

Every Sunday, an all-star cast of performers, winners from previous championships, all — are showcased at Concerts Of Champions in City, State, Country and Planet editions of all genrès, every week, all year long.

Now the raison d'être for Voice of Clubhouse — taking front seats in the VIP enclosure, smack in the middle of concert rooms marked for Concerts of Champions, will be leading luminaries of all stripes — from high-end event organizers to celebrity management firms, all the way up to them elusive music directors and celestial music label angels!

Words of wisdom: follow them like your life depends on it coz it does. All it takes is a freaky follow to tip a starry talent to a trippy fortune!

From Voice of Los Angeles thru Voice of London and Voice of Bangalore to Voice of Melbourne

From Voice of California thru Voice of England and Voice of Karnataka to Voice of Victoria

From Voice of America thru Voice of United Kingdom and Voice of India to Voice of Australia

Spiraling all the way up to Voice of the Planet!

Aspiring Artists sail through choppy waters on their ascent to World Supremacy.

On popular demand, here's the up-to-date high-octane Weekend Lineup:

SATURDAYS:

12 PM to 4 PM City Champions League
4 PM to 7 PM State Champions League
7 PM to 9 PM National Champions League
9 PM to 10 PM Planet Champions League

SUNDAYS:

12 PM to 4 PM City Concert of Champions
4 PM to 7 PM State Concert of Champions
7 PM to 9 PM National Concert of Champions
9 PM to 10 PM Planet Concert of Champions

Cities, States, and Countries will host a string of virtual events in separate rooms for performers of all genrès, towering all the way up to World Events in The Voice of the Planet.

Social Stardom titles are accorded every month under rubrics ranging from —

Geography (City, State, Country and Planet)

Talent (Social Singer and Open Mic)

Language (English, Spanish, Hindi, French, etc.)

Early on, Language and Talent (a.k.a. Category) coalesce to create the broad Genre while deeper Genre and Gender come in later.

Keeping with the ethos of Voice of Clubhouse, which is ultimately about Celebrating Voice, in all its hues, given the increasingly blurry line between singing and storytelling, thanks to crossover talent such as Rapping, Beatboxing (human notes), Sprechgesang (German spoken song), Shayari (Urdu performative poetry) and Pansori (Korean sung storytelling); in honor of the wide gamut of voice talent, you'll notice a whole new class of spoken word talent, loosely grouped in clubs as Open Mic Acts that includes, besides the aforementioned few, Slam Poetry, Standup Comedy, Oratory, Parody, Punnery, Mimicry, Satire, Voiceover, Voice Theatre, Improv and Throwaway Lines; more talents added as needed.

Over weekends, rooms open from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. local time, each room hosting gigs lasting one hour with each gig featuring ten acts.

Acts are capped at five minutes with a one-minute break in between for a total of ten acts per hour.

Top acts earn Social Stardom for the actors who then move on to the next level from city, state, country to planet.

As many rooms may be opened in each club as are needed. Rooms can be created by language and, within each language, by talent.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Before they become established names in the market, artists are known for flitting between feast and famine. Passion alone never paid anyone's bills.

Voice of Clubhouse, or VoC for short, is famed for its full-on flattened model empowering Country Partners, who are really performers playing producers who are expressly appointed by the governing board of Voice of Clubhouse.

Voice of Clubhouse assigns Directors who mod Rooms, donning the mantle of Event Manager; playing Event Judge at the Champions Leagues; as also, slipping in the role of RJ (Room Jockey, that is), anchoring the show — a splendidly shot musical featuring Star Performers, witnessed by viewers from a glorious gallery across the globe. Actors opt to play Directors.

Actors can opt for any Genre of their choosing. Ones that don't make it to the next level will reenter at the same level in subsequent Champions Leagues. Actors can choose to switch Genres as often as they wish, but only at City Level.

The top ten percentile at each level move onto the next level. And once they win a Title, no matter what level — City, State, Country or Planet — these ten percenters retain the Title for twelve intervals straight, post which they will need to re-qualify at the prior level to stay in the reckoning. Intervals that are semiweekly at start, become weekly once a geography enters cruising altitude.

Deploying a patent-pending, pandemic-friendly performer-centric model, actors get, not one, but twelve takes, to see if they have what it takes to sail through to the next level. As is customary, Titles are valid for a tenure of twelve intervals, post which they'll need to be reclaimed to remain current — the self-modulating algorithm curtailing edge cases of overrated artists and unsung heroes alike.

Call it crony-proof but what this comes down to is this — once the ripples clear and the sediment settles, there's close to zero probability of deserving artists getting passed over and next to negligible odds of someone suspect consistently slipping through, as it happens all the time in conventional one-shot contests where, more often than not, rigging is de rigueur. And judge identity is kept close kimono up until moments before the gig kicks off. Run by fellow performers themselves, this wrests control back from powers that be.

Here is how the Champions Leagues play out.

CITY Level in which the top 10 percentile of Star Aspirants ace the City Heats, moving onto the famed State Level.

STATE Level in which the top 10 percentile of City-Crust Stars spar for the distinguished State Title, the de facto destination of many a regional genré.

NATIONAL Level in which the top 10 percentile of State-Best Superstars vie for the highly-coveted Country Honors.

PLANET Level in which the top 10 percentile of World-Class Voice Actors race to rule the World, getting bestowed the Super Stellar Titles of WORLD-FAMOUS SOCIAL CELEBRITIES!

All for an entry fee rivaling a cup of coffee.

We're on home stretch. And here's how the Top Brass Grand Inaugural will play out.

Ruling Sultan Rohan Seth shall declare the cosmic contest open with a rousing rendition of an a cappella cover of his super fave boy band, Backstreet Boys haunting hit I Want It That Way to thundering applause and flashing mics across Clubhouse!

Voice Of Clubhouse has a global paw print covering countless cities in 108 countries cutting through every continent of the planet — the fortuitous figure stemming from the confluence of many metrics such as Clubhouse, World Trade Center, WeWork & PayPal presence curated against GDP Per Capita threshold data.

Music doesn't have any borders on VIP-4-VIP, a prodigious Voice Intelligence Platform for them Very Impressive Performers, that is VoC — a sprawling scatterplot fractal hurtling through the boundless abyss of an ever-expanding cluster of galaxies in the global voice space flaunting 5,562 genres and counting, from every nook and cranny of the planet, with missing genres added as needed.

For a wondrous word cloud visual depicting the seamless canvas of voices, visit Data Alchemist Glenn McDonald's algorithmically-generated global musical marvel at www.everynoise.com. A word to the nerd: best viewed on a computer, the calibration is rather fuzzy, covering a wide spectrum of attributes from organic to mechanical and electric on one axis; yet, denser and atmospheric to spikier and bouncier genres on the other.

Enough geeking out, now drumroll please...

Here are creds for mighty performance musician KJ Subz, the man on a mission.

With an illustrious past spanning 21 years, Subz has presented shows worldwide, singing and engaging audiences in numerous genres across six languages.

KJ Subz has co-produced the prestigious annual, offline property, Karaoke World Championships and has hosted Karaoke World Concerts featuring celebrated National Champions representing 42 Countries.

We've saved the best for last.

For well over a decade, across the planet, Numero Uno King of the Jungle KJ Subz has been raking it in, ranking #1 for countless searches on Google from World Famous Karaoke Jockeys to Top Karaoke Jockeys In The World going all the way up to World’s Leading Karaoke Jockey.

In closing, let the games begin.
And may they never, ever end...

NEXT STEPS

On the backchannel, let KJ Subz know you wish to enroll. It's totally free for the first four weeks. Kick tires. Take it for a spin. Anytime over the following 30 days, onboard yourself. It costs you less than a cup of coffee would, over the weekend. Or simply leave.

Don't want to dip into your pocket even for chump change? We have you covered! You just made out like a bandit. Now share some of your loot! Onboard just two fellow artists and you can go from entry fee to entry free. Best part is you can defray your entry fee 100% by sharing your road to fame, anytime.

For now, thank your stars you have a day job and all you hunger for is Social Stardom! Power to you coz you can now tread the best of both Worlds! Here's love from World Tread Centers all over the Planet, shored by Voice of Clubhouse with its big four Continental Head Quarters located in Los Angeles, London, Bangalore, and Melbourne.

See you on the other side!

VOICE OF CLUBHOUSE

CONFERRING SOCIAL STARDOM TO​VOICE ARTISTS THE WORLD OVER

CONFERRING SOCIAL STARDOM TO
VOICE ARTISTS THE WORLD OVER